DAMN
i am so dirty. so, its not atypical for me to skip a day of showering. however, its been two days. why? because our gas has been disconnected since we never established service in the new house. not only is our house 56 degrees right now, but i cant take a shower unless i want to turn into an icicle. so, naturally, i run over to lesley and sam's to use their shower. i pack my little overnight bag with all my junk and make my way over there. on my way i almost die after a car swerves into my lane to avoid a 50 car pile up on the connector, then i accidentally throw my keys and credit card away at the the gas station. . . sick. finally, i get to lesley and sams and i make some phone calls to start up our gas. after 30 minutes on the phone, we are in business to get some heat and hot water. did i mention we had to get service with the low-income provider because kate and i dont have credit? its true. well kids, nobody can come to set up our gas until next thursday, A FREAKING WEEK AWAY. what? no worries, everything is ok because im about to take a shower and be squeaky clean. WRONG. i turn the knobs on the shower and nothing comes out, not a drip, nothing. lesley runs into the living room and looks at a notice they got from the apartment management team. NOTICE: water will be turned off on october 27th for emergency repairs. poop.
i am so dirty. so, its not atypical for me to skip a day of showering. however, its been two days. why? because our gas has been disconnected since we never established service in the new house. not only is our house 56 degrees right now, but i cant take a shower unless i want to turn into an icicle. so, naturally, i run over to lesley and sam's to use their shower. i pack my little overnight bag with all my junk and make my way over there. on my way i almost die after a car swerves into my lane to avoid a 50 car pile up on the connector, then i accidentally throw my keys and credit card away at the the gas station. . . sick. finally, i get to lesley and sams and i make some phone calls to start up our gas. after 30 minutes on the phone, we are in business to get some heat and hot water. did i mention we had to get service with the low-income provider because kate and i dont have credit? its true. well kids, nobody can come to set up our gas until next thursday, A FREAKING WEEK AWAY. what? no worries, everything is ok because im about to take a shower and be squeaky clean. WRONG. i turn the knobs on the shower and nothing comes out, not a drip, nothing. lesley runs into the living room and looks at a notice they got from the apartment management team. NOTICE: water will be turned off on october 27th for emergency repairs. poop.
posted by Rachel Kay at 10:37 AM
2 Comments:
holy cow. that should be a seinfield episode! oh iwish you were clean and huggable right now. ps-i'm going to AU for rita springer tonight...at encounter. and of course to squeeze a few hugs from billiebabe....maybe you should join!!
yeah for bribing the gas man with a cute roommate and beer...whatever it takes to shower in clean water
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